We Dare You to Say These 13 Missouri Places Correctly on Your First Try (Spoiler: You Can’t)

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We Dare You to Say These 13 Missouri Places Correctly on Your First Try (Spoiler You Can’t)

Here are 13 Missouri place names that almost no one pronounces correctly on their first try, with their proper pronunciations to help Dare You say them right:

1. Nevada

Pronounced nev-AY-duh (not like the state Nevada).

2. Versailles

Pronounced vehr-SAYLZ (not like the French palace).

3. Auxvasse

Pronounced OH-vawz or UH-vawz (a tricky French-based name).

4. Glascow

Pronounced GLAS-goh (not like the Scottish city Glas-GOH).

5. Choteau

Pronounced SHOW-toe (not “cho-TOO”).

6. Potosi

Pronounced puh-TOH-see.

7. Moberly

Pronounced MOH-bur-lee.

8. Knob Noster

Pronounced NAHB NAHS-ter (not “knob” as in a knob).

9. Rocheport

Pronounced ROHSH-port.

10. Ste. Genevieve

Pronounced saynt JEN-uh-veev (French origin preserved).

11. Gravois

Pronounced GRAH-vois or GRAH-vwah.

12. Creve Coeur

Pronounced KREV-ker (not like it’s spelled).

13. Hannibal

Pronounced HAN-uh-bull.

These names often confuse newcomers and tourists, but they come with rich local history, often French or Native American origins. Mastering even a few will impress locals and show some serious Missouri street cred.

Sources

(https://www.kbia.org/arts-and-culture/2013-09-12/why-cant-missouri-pronounce-its-towns-right)
(https://reader.ku.edu/sites/reader/files/2024-12/Missouri%20Place%20Names.pdf)
(https://books.google.com/books/about/A_Pronunciation_Guide_to_Missouri_Place.html?id=Cn6y5DFoZ28C)
(https://www.reddit.com/r/missouri/comments/160ozgt/familiar_place_names_alternate_pronunciations/)
(https://books.google.com/books/about/A_Pronunciation_Guide_to_Missouri_Place.html?id=V53xfpIiJ7MC)

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