Virginia is packed with quirky expressions and regional humor that you’ll rarely hear outside the Old Dominion. Here are 17 hilarious sayings unique to Virginia’s culture, blending southern charm, history, and local pride.
1. “Virginia is for Lovers.”
A classic state slogan known statewide and far beyond, but Virginians use it when describing everything from beaches to barbecue.
2. “It’s the Commonwealth.”
Virginians love this reminder that their state isn’t just a state—it’s a commonwealth. Expect corrections if you forget.
3. “Bless your heart.”
Equal parts sweet and sassy, the meaning depends on the situation and the tone. Used in sympathy or not-so-subtle shade.
4. “The DMV.”
No, not the Department of Motor Vehicles—here it means D.C., Maryland, and Virginia, especially in Northern Virginia.
5. “Down in the Tidewater.”
Refers to the Norfolk–Virginia Beach–Hampton Roads region, known for flat land and salty air.
6. “NOVA.”
Short for Northern Virginia, where half the state lives (or so locals claim).
7. “Hokies or Hoos?”
The endless Virginia Tech vs. UVA rivalry. You have to pick a side if you stay long.
8. “We’re going to King’s Dominion.”
The iconic theme park pilgrimage that every Virginian makes, usually as a kid.
9. “Meeting up at Wawa.”
The convenience store doubles as a hangout spot and road trip essential for many locals.
10. “Up 29 / Down 81 / Over on 64.”
Virginians give directions entirely in terms of highway numbers. If you’re lost, knowing the interstates is key.
11. “Old Dominion.”
A historic nickname for the state, referencing Virginia’s colonial legacy.
12. “City to country in 20 minutes flat.”
Or “Civilization to Cowtown in 30 minutes or less”—Virginians brag about how quickly you can shift from urban to rural.
13. “As north as the south gets, and south as the north gets.”
A playful explanation of Virginia’s mixed regional personality.
14. “Turtleneck of the South.”
Poking fun at Virginia’s location and climate—neither fully southern nor northern.
15. “Come on vacation—leave on probation.”
A tongue-in-cheek warning about staying out of trouble during a visit.
16. “Crush.”
Not just a schoolyard romance—it’s a local event, “Waterman’s Crush Fest,” with its own meaning in Virginia.
These sayings capture Virginia’s humor, history, and regional quirks—making any conversation a little more memorable and a lot more local.
Sources
(https://vadogwood.com/2025/04/11/iconic-virginia-sayings-slang-explained/)
(https://www.movoto.com/guide/va/virginia-words/)
(https://www.reddit.com/r/Virginia/comments/174mo66/how_would_you_describe_virginia_in_one_funny/)
(https://www.loudounhistory.org/history/local-expressions-bygone-piedmont/)
(https://wheninyourstate.com/virginia/12-phrases-only-a-true-virginian-says-and-understands/)
